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As seen on PBS January 12, 2010

Posted by Erin F. Wasinger in So married.

Off went the comforter. Off went the sheets. I grabbed the body pillow and slung it over myself, wedging it between my pillow and Dave. I grunted and sat up, then rearranged the sheets and laid back down on my side like a good pregnant woman.

“What are you doing?!” Dave asked, annoyed at my two-minute routine.

“Watch as the beached whale attempts to right ‘erself,” I said in my best British documentary voice. “See how she struggles to cover her corpulent body in an effort to stay warm.”

“Haaaha,” Dave laughed. “Stop it, you’re not a beached whale. Not yet.”

“Now watch as the whale kills her mate.”



1. Alisa Homann - January 28, 2010

LOL! LOL!! That’s all I got to say. LOL!

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